A guy in a hurry used the ladies 'toilet in a posh hotel'.. He sat down and noticed four buttons -
WW, WA, PP & APR.
Curious, he pressed WW & his butt was gently sprayed with WARM WATER, he loved it so much! He then pressed WA & a blast of WARM AIR dried him up. Still loving it, He pressed PP & a POWDER PUFF to make him smell fresh. Feeling pampered, he decided to press the last button APR. He later woke up in a hospital. A nurse smiled & said to him, Sir, APR means AUTOMATIC PAD REMOVER.
When the machine couldn't find a pad on you, it went for your balls.
Your balls are in the jar
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Shohar to biwi : Aao tmhari battery charge kar don?
Biwi: Raat ko to ki thi.
Shohar: Phir kar deta hon
Biwi: Nahi janu is tarha to battery jaldi phool jayegi.?

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Agar Ho Marzi Se Sex To Paap Nahi Hota,
Agar Ho Kunwari Se Sex To Uska Jawab Nahi Hota,
Par Dost Bina Condom Ke Kabhi Mat Chodna,
Kyunki Khade Lund Ka Dimag Nahi Hota.
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Teacher: Bachchon batao LOVE
Kyun acchha hai WAR se ?
Saare students ek saath bole: kyunki
condom saste milte hain talwar se 
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Santa-Koi Aisi Gali Bana Jo Kissi Ne Suni Na Ho
Banta-Duniya K Saare LUnd 1 Jhopde Mein
Santa-Wah
Santa-Aur Woh Jhopda Teri wife K Bh00sde Mein..

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