Define 'Chutiya ' 

Chutiya is someone who? visits ice cream parlour instead of chemist when his girlfriend says
"I love chocolate flavour"..? 
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?? Girl to Boyfriend:
Tum Boys Jab susu karte ho to Uske Baad Apna Woh Q Hilate ho?

BF: Hum Usko Ye Yaad Dilate H Ki- Jaag laude,Tere Jeevan Ka Uddesh Sirf Mutna Nahi Hai ?. ... 

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3 Larkiya Class Me Batain Kar Rahi Thi..
Sanam: Me Ne Sir Ki Table Par CondOm Dekha..:-)
Benish: Me Ne Os Me Soraakh Kar Diya Tha..:-D
SIDRA: Marva Diya Kutttiii?.:-@ 

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