LIC Agent: Sardar ji, aap policy le lo.
Aapke bachcho ko paise milenge.
Sardar: agar bachche na ho to?
Agent: aapki biwi ko milenge.
Sardar: agar biwi na ho to?
Agent: Maa Baap ko milenge.
Sardar: agar wo bi na ho.?
Agent: Fir bahen, bhayio ko milenge.
Sardar: Koi aisa tariqa batao k paise mujhe mile.?
Agent: nhi Aap nahi le sakte.
Sardar: LO benchod ye to policy na huyi,
'MERI gaand' ho gyi, jo har koi le sakta hai,
Sirf mai hi nahi le sakta..!! 

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CONDOM salesman:
Condom chahiye kya???

Marwadi: kam bhav ka khushbudar rahega to de.

Salesman:
Laude pe agarbatthi ka plastic lagake chod Bhosdike
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Boy: tumne aaj kis colours ke underwear pehne hai?

Girl: tumko bus yehi sab baate karni hoti hai

Boy: okay, ye bataao, how should RBI fight these inflationary trends with minimum intervention in the money markets?

Girl: er... um... aaj maine cream colour ki pushup bra pehni hai, aur pink colour ki lace panties