Sardar apni biwi se :1 Glass Doodh Dena.
Biwi : 'Bra' Upar Kar Ke Boli
Muh Laga Kar Pee Lo.
Sardar : Kamini,
Teri Isi Harkat Ke Karan
Me Pani Nahi Mangta
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Pappu-Papa,aaj se school me,
ek period sex education ka bhi shuru ho gaya hai.
Papa-Very good lekin lulli kyun hila rahe ho?
Pappu-Home work mila hai;) 
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Ek tapori ICICI bank me gaya:
Bhenchod mere ko A/C kholna hai.
Lady: tamiz se baat kijiye.
Man: Tmaniz kee maa kee chut Account kon kholega vo bata.
Lady: manager ko complaint karne gai.
Managr:Q batamizi kar rahe ho.
Man:Batamizi kee ma ka bhosda bhadve,
Meri 100 crore kee lotry lagi hai,
Battao account kon kholega.
Manager:arrey sir aap bhi kaha is Randi se baat kar raheho, Mai yaha kya maa chudwane baitha hun...plz come sir.

March Closing Hai.
Moral:Targets are Targets.

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